Sometimes I need to just slow the flock down. Chill the hell out, forget about the "plan", and not worry so damn much. Sometimes we all do, I suppose. Such good advice: so easy to remember
but so hard to implement on a daily basis.
Case in point.
My sister Molly and her good friend Mike recently came to San Francisco
from Ohio, and while here they wanted to spend some time in Yosemite.
"Hell yeah I'll go to Yosemite with you!" I sputtered.
I’m crazy about Yosemite. Freaking adore it.
And the prospect of taking two people who have never before been – watch
their faces as they get that first glimpse of the world-renowned, glacier-carved
valley, of the stately sequoias and jumbled granite rocks, of the crystal clear
waters of the mighty Merced River; listen to their oohs and ahhs when the
3,000-foot face of El Capitan looms into view, when we reach the eastern end of
the valley and voila…Half Dome! – the prospect of that makes me salivate like a
pig in shit. “Crack a fat,” as our
friends Down Under might say.
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Looking east into Yosemite Valley. |
Bright and early on Thursday June 21st we hit the
asphalt, reaching the valley around 10:30 a.m. Once inside the park I took the wheel and leisurely drove
the entire loop road once, allowing Molly and Mike an unfettered visual taste
of the whole enchilada and the chance to decide where they wanted to spend the
afternoon. The campsite for our
two-night stay was in Tuolumne Meadows up in the High Sierra, another hour and
a half drive, so I figured we had until 5 p.m. or so to snoop around the valley, especially if we wanted to make Tuolumne in the soft orange and pink glow
before sunset. That was the plan, and I did.
Together we spent some time on the grassy meadow by Camp
Curry, the one with the unobstructed, drop dead gorgeous view of Half Dome and
North Dome. We stocked up on ham
and turkey sandwiches at Degnan’s Deli in Yosemite Village. We walked the short trail to Bridal
Veil Fall, which, along with Yosemite Falls, was the only one still
running. Finally we settled down
for a quiet spell on the Merced River, on the sandy stretch beneath El
Capitan. The beach by the parking
area was filled with what looked like a goodly amount of the 4 million tourists
that visit Yosemite annually, but a brief five-minute walk along the shore led
us to a more desirable stretch of river, one with a deep swimming hole and a
big fat rock in the center for scaling, sunning, jumping and diving. The water was chilly but oh-so
refreshing in the valley heat. It
was peaceful: the whisper of the river, the pleasing rustle of trees, the
distant peal of laughter, the noisy quack of ducks as they zipped by or, at one
point, swam over to inspect our food supply. It was, as it always is, absolutely lovely.
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Mike and Molly, with Yosemite Falls. |
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Half Dome. |
Several hours later and halfway up Tioga Road we passed the
Porcupine Creek Trailhead, important to the story because it’s the start of the
fabled hike to North Dome, which was on my radar. I’ve done lots of hiking in the park – Yosemite Falls, Half
Dome (twice), Illouette Falls, Indian Creek, May Lake, Dog Lake, Chilnualna
Falls in Wawona, Lembert Dome, the Mist Trail up Vernal and Nevada Falls
(several times) – and for some time had my eyes and heart set on North Dome.
From the trailhead the round trip hike is 9 miles or so,
with an elevation change of 1,200 feet, some of it down but lots of it up, much
of which is on the return trip. A
biggish hike anywhere, but this, remember, is at 8,000 feet above sea level.
On Friday morning I woke in the chilly mountain air, tumbled
out of the SUV (Molly and Mike had the tent) and, with a cup of joe from
Tuolumne Lodge and a McYosemite Muffin from the Tuolumne Grill, began my mental
assault of North Dome. The idea, at least in my mind, was to crank it out as quickly as possible and spend
the remainder of the afternoon/evening relaxing on camp chairs by the side of
the Tuolumne River, watching the sun set and light up the meadow, the various
lofty domes and granite peaks of high country. To achieve my master plan, however – and get back in time to
find some food, because we had none, save a quickly disappearing mixed berry
pie and a half bag of tortilla chips – I knew we were gonna have to motor:
drive 45 minutes to the trailhead, get hiking, keep up a good steady pace on
the tramp, not dawdle too long, and drive back to our campsite. An ambitious undertaking, I know, but I
had to have it ALL.
Somewhere a long time ago I remember reading that on flat
terrain, and at sea level, the human being walks around 3.5 miles an hour. In my diligent and more recent research
for our Yosemite escapade I read that the hike to North Dome usually takes
between 4 and 6 hours. The former
if you’re huffing through it all, the latter if you’re not. Neither scenario took into account my
sister Molly and her trusty sidekick Mike.
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At the start of the hike. |
I knew the pace would be slow(ish); that the elevation and
mileage and ups and downs would take their toll. Hell, I had even thought about scrapping the whole idea and finding
a much less demanding but equally enjoyable adventure for our Friday, just to
be able to spend the whole time together.
Deep in my soul - come hell or high water - I wanted North Dome. Wanted it bad.
Nothing, however, prepared me for the actual hike. The first mile took us 45 minutes, and
that was all downhill. 45
minutes! At that pace I figured it
would take us, oh, I don’t know, 8 hours to complete the hike. For a while I tried remain calm, tried to contain my
frustration and remind myself that this was not an ordinary experience: I was with
my sister Molly and our good family friend Mike, the three of us in Yosemite
for Christ’s sake, tackling a hike I had dreamed of for some years.
“Peter,” Molly reassured me, several times, well before and
during the actual hike, “if we get tired and decide not to go on, you can leave
us and we’ll just sit by the trail and wait for you.”
So I left them behind.
I really did.
“You guys are never going to make it,” I muttered, then
walked off.
The uphill to Indian Ridge soon had me huffing and puffing,
but I loved it. I was in my
element, working up a healthy sweat and as I breathed in the sweet and clean
mountain air, as I listened to the lovely silence of the forest and marveled at
the vistas that got finer and more expansive as I climbed.
I finished the hike in four hours and forty-five minutes,
and it was gorgeous: the trail, the surrounding wilderness and the actual view
from North Dome! Clouds Rest and
several other 10,000’+ peaks reach skyward, Yosemite Valley twists and turns 3,000
feet below the exposed perch, and across a vertiginous expanse the face of Half
Dome seems so close one might actually reach out and…hmmm. Rein it in, Palmer.
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View down to North Dome proper.
Beyond that last little hump is a 3,000' drop. |
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Half Dome, from half way down. |
I didn’t linger long on the dome itself as my adult-onset
vertigo started to rear its ugly head.
All that open space was softly calling my name, so I quickly started
back up and back home. On the
return I expected to find Molly and Mike around every bend in the trail, hear
their ever-present laughter before I saw them, but the miles went on and I
never did. I wanted to take the
short spur trail to Indian Rock, Yosemite’s only natural arch, but I figured
they must have been lounging at the car already, so I hoofed it back to the
trailhead and found…an empty SUV.
Molly and Mike were nowhere around.
What the what?
So I waited. I
sat, I paced, I thought, I watched the sun dip ever closer toward the
mountainous horizon, I worried, I got frustrated, I read the Yosemite paper and
perused the park map, I hopped in the car and drove briefly up and down Tioga
Road, thinking they might have walked off to explore, then I sat and waited
some more. I waited for over three
hours! I waited until finally a
young couple trudged up the last incline, walked in my direction and asked,
”Are you Peter?” After assuring
them that I was, they quickly added: “Your sister Molly and Mike are about 20
minutes behind us. They’re on the
way.”
“Where did you find them?” I asked, already knowing the
answer.
“On North Dome.
We were just descending and they were on the way back up. Told us about that cool shoe-like rock
formation.”
Shoe…what shoe? I thought. In my haste I didn’t really explore much, briefly relishing
the view then retracing my steps.
Sure enough, before long I recognized the familiar shape of
two incredibly slow slowpokes slowly plodding up the hill. The time was 6:30 p.m. It had taken them seven and a half
hours. I wanted to be mad, or
upset, but I couldn’t. Wasn’t
their fault I had forged ahead, and that somehow we had missed each other on
the trail. That somehow turned out to be the fact that
Molly and Mike confused the side-trail to Indian Rock as the one they needed to
get to North Dome, so they took the detour and spent a lovely interlude beneath
the singular (and from the photos I saw, beautiful) Yosemite natural arch. Damn it! While they were up there I probably zipped by on my way back
to the trailhead. Double damn it!
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After the hike. |
Food…we needed food.
After a brief celebration the three of us hopped into the car and
quickly drove to Tenaya Lake for a plunge, then on to Tuolumne Lodge in hopes
of snagging a table before they closed, if they had one (reservations
are highly recommended, I had read).
“I can probably seat you in 45 minutes,” the kinda’ grungy
but kinda’ handsome young nature boy-trail hiker-rock climber-park employee explained. As I turned to tell Molly and Mike
this, the family behind me in line walked up and cancelled their
reservation. Thus we were seated
promptly and with plenty of time to spare enjoyed a surprisingly delicious (and
not so surprisingly memorable) dinner: a huge green salad served communal
style, individual bowls of minestrone soup, all three of us broiled Idaho trout
and a glass of Kim Crawford sauvignon blanc.
I was confused and perplexed by my feelings, but, once again,
I couldn’t be mad or frustrated or anything but pleased, because it all was my
fault. My fault for the
impatience, for having some grand master plan set in concrete (or granite), for not just slowing the hell down and enjoying the day all three
of us as one, whatever that day turned out to be.
And an extraordinary day it was. An extraordinary trip!
My sister Molly and her buddy Mike and I went to Yosemite. They loved it. I loved it. The weather was fantastic. We swam in the Merced River. It was their first time in the park and I got to show them
around. Watch them take in the mind-boggling splendor of it all. The experience was awesome,
and on top of it all we tackled the fabled, jaw-droppingly beautiful hike to North Dome, something I have been dying to do for
a long, long time.
Just not together.
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They made it! |
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"Chill and ill and dill." That's a phrase from this West Indian guy I used to work with at Piccola Marina Café in Saint Thomas, USVI. He was a line cook. I was a server.
Remember it, Mr. Peter J. Palmer.