Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Blubber is Back!

One of the coolest things about living in San Francisco, at least in my opinion, is the city's close proximity to areas of true wilderness. From the steel and concrete skyscrapers of the Financial District and bustling shopping mecca of Union Square, a landscape unblemished by the hand of man is easily within reach: the Marin Headlands, Mount Tamalpais, Point Reyes National Seashore, the Santa Cruz Mountains. From the white-noise, urban drone that hangs over parts of our city like a cloak of fog, the primal, untarnished voice of nature is never far away. The eerie howl of coyotes, the whisper of nothing but wind, the piercing screech of a raptor, the rumble of beach rocks being swept back underwater by a receding wave, the warning call of rattlesnakes and bobcats and Tule elk, the elusive hoot of an owl.

Or, in the case of the animal we're gonna discuss today, the noise something might make if it belched - really letting one rip - deep inside a rusty, 400-gallon steel drum. Oh, and in Dolby THX to boot.

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Tucked away in a quiet, scenic but unremarkable stretch of the San Mateo coastline, less than 90 minutes south of San Francisco by car, one of nature's most outrageous wildlife displays is now underway. A drama, a love story, sometimes a tragedy and always a comedy: it's a Spectacular! Spectacular! starring some of the homeliest characters ever imagined, recorded in Surround Sound (Earthquake with Geneviève Bujold, anyone?), and staged on the sandy dunes and rocky point of land named Año Nuevo.

Behold mirounga angustirostris, if you will: the northern elephant seal. Truly something only a mother could love.

Photo courtesy of California State Parks

Eighty percent of an elephant seal life is spent at sea, but during the cold and rainy winter months thousands come ashore at Año Nuevo. In late December pregnant females arrive to give birth and nurse pups. The males, however - the BIG males, some of them weighing almost 2.5 tons, as large as an SUV big - are already there. They arrive first, stake out a prime claim on the beach and, of course, wait for the the belles of the ball: the, shall we say, Rubenesque females. Sexual intrigue ensues. And by March it's all over; some 1st year weaners remain, but most of the action has returned to life in the ocean.

Point Reyes has a colony elephant seals, as do several other sites on the California coast. That said, no place is more accessible and better for viewing than Año Nuevo State Reserve, and few have a larger population. For much of the year you can hike out to see the beasts on your own (they come ashore again to molt), but during the intensely competitive winter breeding season you need to snag a reservation for the 2.5 hour docent-led walks from the visitors center out to the colony.

Tuesday, January 17, 2012 was my third trip to Año Nuevo. Each visit was fantastic, fantabulous, unforgettable, but this most recent one was blessed with clear, sunny skies (walks go rain or shine, and my two previous ones were pretty cold and wet), plus had a surprise encounter with a big male sneaking up behind us in the dunes.

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Here's a link to an iMovie I stitched together and posted to YouTube after my last trip.


Here's the link to a page with some official, scientific information on our population of elephant seals.


Whenever you're ready to schedule an outing, here's a link to the State Park website.


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And now for my own cinematic review of the festivities: Why you should go. Now.

The drama: Watch two 6,000 pound males go at it. Watch the beach master try to defend his harem, his breeding rights, and tell me it not just as riveting as Spartacus on the Starz Network.

The love story: There's nothing quite like the sight of an alpha male violently coercing a much smaller female to mate. Even if she's ready.

The tragedy: Unfortunately, the mortality rate for newborns is high. Danger abounds, and infant elephant seals get trampled in the melée all the time.

The comedy: Just look at them. They may be skilled aquatic swimmers and hunters, but just watch them try to make their way on land. And what's up with that proboscis, that bizarre nose? Scientists still can't figure out the purpose of such an odd, ungainly feature, but perhaps Mother Nature simply has a wicked sense of humor.

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So pack a lunch. Pack a water bottle and gloves and a hat and a rain slicker and an extra layer just in case. Make a reservation or take your chances. Who knows? I may see you out there, once more before the final screening this year.

Happy trails!
Peter J. Palmer


Saturday, January 7, 2012

At Home

Happy New Year, cyberhood!

Quick post to kick off 2012, but one with lots of pictures, detailing a newly improved hike within the San Francisco city limits. It's named the Batteries to Bluffs Trail (an offshoot of the Coastal Trail), and the two combined will lead you from the south end of the Golden Gate Bridge to the hills above Baker Beach.

The hike is not that long, just about 3 miles round-trip, and although there are a few significant ups and downs in both directions it's not that difficult. It is, however, right in our own backyard, and is accessible by car, on foot, by bike or by bus. If you're visiting or live in the northern part of the city you don't have to drive; simply make your way to the lovely Fort Mason District and catch the #28 bus west to the GGB (consult SF MUNI schedules and routes). Once off the bus - after you take in the impressive views on this side of the bridge - you want to find the paved bike path by the visitors center that leads under the roadway (not down to Fort Point).

The Golden Gate Bridge, of course,
with the Civil War era Fort Point below.

The dirt track Coastal Trail starts on the outside of the bridge and heads south, passing some old military installations that you may want to explore along the way, and immediately offers spectacular views of the coast and the mighty Pacific, back toward the bridge and north to the Marin Headlands. The trail here is bit confusing (there's actually several footpaths lacing about the bluffs), but keep heading south and you'll soon see more signs.

Batteries to Bluffs officially opened in 2007, I learned, but the area is still a work in progress, especially at the beginning of the trek (still the Coastal Trail, I guess) where some construction gear competes with the natural beauty. Once past Battery Godfrey (est. 1895) the views open up to naked cliffs (pun intended), and the actual new trail begins. As it starts to descend you'll probably see some hardy park employees along the way, picking through the hillside bluffs in an effort to eradicate invasive plant species (hopefully avoiding the significant amount of poison oak). It's a massive restoration project, funded partly with generous donations to the GG National Parks Conservatory, but once finished the entire seaside will be cloaked in native flora. You'll recognize the park employees because they'll be wearing clothes. Yup, you're in nudie territory here.

The Batteries to Bluffs trail now allows hikers safer access to what's apparently called Marshall's Beach (hmm...been coming here for years and never knew that), the stretch of sand north of Baker Beach (part of which is also nude); when the tide's out the last significant beach before the Golden Gate rises above you.

The beginning of the Coastal Trail seems like it's gonna be wheelchair friendly when it's finished (albeit ATV wheelchair - LOVE California!), complete with access to an impressive, state-sanctioned lookout point just before the stairs begin. At the nadir of the descent, at the spur trail to Marshall's Beach, there is a newly unearthed natural spring that gurgles down from the hills above. I don't know the name of the spring (or if it even has one), and the surrounding earth is a bit raw right now, but it's a welcome surprise nonetheless.

Time to climb. It's not that strenuous, but it is up. Up to some more beautiful views and rugged coastline, ending soon with a postcard perfect perch above that gorgeous crescent of urban sand: Baker Beach.

(FYI. When the tide is nice and low, and should you crave some real risky and risqué exploration, at certain spots you can get beachside and wend your way (i.e. bolder hop) along the coast at waters edge, keeping an eye on the ocean at all times. Be forewarned, tho: it's dangerous, not recommended or sanctioned, and the wildlife can, in fact, be wild.)

The Batteries to Bluffs trail rejoins the Coastal by Battery Crosby (est. 1900). Here you can sit a spell and admire the view, or continue on and access the log steps down the dunes to Baker Beach proper for a picnic (beautiful sand and surf, great people-watching, picnic tables and restroom facilities). And should you desire an all-day trek you can continue walking the rest of the Coastal Trail to Land's End, Sutro Baths, the Cliff House and Ocean Beach (another 2 miles). Or you can turn around and retrace your steps.

Any which way you're gonna love it.

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The following pics are from September 2011. As you can tell many are with the Golden Gate Bridge in the background, but the views are so spectacular and so rewarding from this vantage point that I had to include them all.

The start of the hike,
with the cove at Baker Beach in the distance.

Battery Godfrey detail.
I love the old cement and iron shapes.

Looking back on the Coastal Trail.

The descent on Batteries to Bluffs trail.


After the climb.  Getting closer to Baker Beach.

The view from above to the beach below.

On the return hike.

Wildlife (not guaranteed): I've seen gray whales, harbor porpoise,
Pacific white-sided dolphin, bottle-nosed dolphin, sea lions, pelicans,
cormorants, snowy plovers, oyster catchers.


A short video from September, taken from the rocks by Marshall's Beach.


These are from a recent visit in January 2012. Weird weather; more like our glorious month of February, because January is usually rain, rain, rain. Don't know what's up with Mother Nature this year, but we'll see.

As I sat and watched, the bridge would disappear in the fog
then re-emerge in a matter of minutes.  It was gorgeous.

Marsall's Beach with a good low tide.



One final video. Same view but different weather.


The following pictures are from Land's End (Sutro Baths, the Cliff House and Ocean Beach), which is another 2 mile hike from the south end of Baker Beach. For visitors without a car (and city dwellers alike), a grand day out might include this itinerary: hop on the #38 Geary bus to the end of the line at 48th Avenue, spend a few hours exploring Land's End, then hike all the way back to the Golden Gate Bridge, where you can pick up the #28 bus to Fort Mason in the city (or do it in reverse).


Land's End above Sutro Baths, with the GGB in the distance.


The remains of Sutro Baths (1896-1966),
a fun place to carefully explore.

On Ocean Beach, with the Cliff House beyond.

Ocean Beach: beautiful, wide and long.


Happy trails,
Peter J. Palmer


Thursday, December 22, 2011

Holidazeeedoodle-doo!


1989

Should old acquaintance be forgot
Another year has gone to pot
Not in the way you think it would
In some ways bad while most were good

The quake of ’89 it shocked us
For those in town it rolled and rocked us
The cabin trip we took up north
As whale watchers we ventured forth

John and Sarah are now engaged
As Mrs. Caine she’ll soon be paged
This Christmas time is newly past
We’re back to work and warmth at last

Already we look forward to
The Forty-Niners champs anew
That party on the twenty-second
Into the streets our stomachs beckoned

Ascrawl with magic markers black
We "shuffled" up the block and back
Peter flew plane trips: so often, so many
Holly cabbed it didn’t cost here a penny

Our gal Marinaro moved to Italy to look
For a man who wants babies, a maid, and a cook
Cindy Gordon down south, still giving it a whirl
She’s living with, sleeping with, loving a girl

From Steve we learned the facts of life
That Sunday brunch was filled with strife
With quantum leaps the concepts dazed us
His strength and courage soon amazed us

He’s gone, he’s loved, forgotten not
Kuleto’s still his favorite spot
The place where Carrie spilled her guts
For liking her she thinks we’re nuts

Lori’s party on baker beach
At thirty-one she’s still a peach
Ms. Pearls, Postrio, Kokomo at Bix
Take Karen Mae’s picture she screams and kicks

Gospel in the grove we sang
Peace on Earth the message rang
Love thy neighbor!  Save the whale!
Elephant ivory can land you in jail

If the Amazon it reigned supreme
The 90’s now will make that seem
One single leaf on the worldly tree
As man strives to mend earth pure and free

Johnnie cakes, jerked food, Jamaican stew
The year ahead is fresh and new
Some are silver the others gold
We sit as friends and eat green mold



1990

should old acquaintance be forgot
it seems pete’s writing poems a lot
you see some take a year to pen
no most a week and then again
Maybe not.

so let’s look back on days gone by
remember all try not to cry
cast back to big sur days rejoice
at night the chainsaw’s evil voice
Is nigh.

all up and down the coast a far
three big white kids in a bright white car
inside the trunk holly locked the keys
we headed south oh svengaard please
Where’s the bar?

san diego heard burps 31 more or less
with lori and danny oh god what a mess
our canoe across morrow bay rippled with critters
the del’s golden sand combat boy gives me jitters
More coastal excess.

back at home our karen mae
a job a cat at home will stay
to love it pet it teach it right
if the building sells stay out of sight
Whisher OK?

to hayes street brian moved
his house by himmelberg’s improved
the maps and blackboard seem just right
as long as jim don’t spend the night
They grooved.

still friend for life it’s fate great scott
good fun good food we fight a lot
for ’91 let’s true remain
like family though at times a pain
It’s not.



1993

‘Twas the evening on Christmas and all round the table,
Pete has gotten their attention with another poem slash fable.
A fine dinner’s been served.  My how grandly it was styled.
Perhaps Holly could be the next Julia Child?

She commutes north to Oakville, a cup of coffee on her lap,
Filled with visions of huckleberries in that Italian death trap.
Her mama Jo and the camera we all missed at Thanksgiving,
But she flew in last Sunday.  Down in Florida she’s living.

A long year of changes this one’s been for us all.
Raise you glass way up high and shout, “1993: Last Call!”
Yet with just one more week ‘fore the New Year arrives,
Fate could deal one last hand; really shake up our lives.

Perhaps Brian and Pete could squeeze in one last job,
As long as it isn’t with Joseph: that snob.
Maybe Michael could drive one more boss set of wheels.
He’s now part of the gang; adds more salt to our meals.

I’m sure Red on the Head would just love a vacation,
But she’s gotta make sure that they clean the bread station.
“Maybe if Hell freezes over,” says Pete,
"Will she get that Bitch Ms. Michael Bauer a seat!"

Mark…Where is Mark?  He’s arrived by now, surely?
In bed!  I wish he didn’t have to get up so damn early.
And could it be that our friend Karen Mae and her pet,
Will, I don’t know, do something.  She could surprise us yet.

With some luck John and Sarah (now with Sam, he’s so cute),
Could show up and tell us their pregnant to boot!
Only six more days left to do something else new.
Perhaps from Christine and Danny we could all catch the flu.

But mostly I know that before this year ends,
I still have some time to thank God for my friends.
So now let me exclaim, as I take one last bite:
“Merry Christmas to all.  I gotta go catch a flight.”




Season's Greetings
Happy Holidays
Merry Christmas
and all the best in 2012!

Peter J. Palmer


Friday, November 25, 2011

On Turkey, White Truffles and the River Thames

Before we get into the meat of this two-fold November post...A bit of background.

First tidbit you should know.

Thanksgiving means many things - loving family, mountains of tasty food, friendly natives, a federal holiday - but in my world and for the past 13 years it means that PinotFest is done, finished, over, wrapped up tight as a turkey carcass before roasting. PinotFest, for those of you who may not know, is the annual 2-day tasting/celebration of west coast pinot noir the weekend before Thanksgiving at Farallon restaurant. It's kind of a big to-do. It's kind of a lot of work. And it's kind of my baby, conceived in 1999 while hiking in Santa Barbara County. Happily, as of this writing, the 2011 rendition is now one for the record books. It was a good one, to boot.

Big segue...Second tidbit you should know.

I used to hate the wines of Barbaresco and Barolo, that lauded duo of historic reds from northwest Italy. Okay maybe hate is a strong word; I didn't understand them and thus didn't really care for them. Tannic, tarry, screechy, acidic, brutal on the palate and needing decades to soften: I used to hate them (oops...didn't get them) until I actually went there, travelled to the source.

Then everything changed.

I have my friend Chris Durie to thank for that, for my metamorphosis when it comes to nebbiolo, the grape responsible for the great red wines of Piemonte. He was the acting General Manager of Farallon many moons ago, and he knew of my distaste and confusion and utter dislike (misunderstanding). To make a long story short he somehow convinced Mark Franz, the owner of Farallon, that after PinotFest 2004 and during the slowish week of Thanksgiving, said GM (him), the wine director (me) and the lead sommelier (Stephen) should travel to Piemonte for five days. All three of us at once: gone. A wine trip. An education. You know: experience the vinous and gustatory delights of the region (and convert me).

It was a fantastic trip, and an eye-opening one. A gluttonous, debaucherous five days (spell-check says debaucherous is not a word, but it should be). The winery visits were an A-list of top-notch producers: La Spinetta, Moccagatto, Scavino and Sandrone, to name a few. The luncheons and dinners were delicious, over-the-top, and most of what we ate was covered with a snowfall of freshly dug-up, local white truffles (at ristorante Tornavento in the hilltop village of Treiso, even shaved on a dessert of mascarpone panna cotta...totally mind-bending).

Well, the plan worked. I came back a changed man; so much so that, two years later, I booked my own return to the region after another PinotFest was under my belt. And on the flight back I scheduled a brief layover in London, a city I had never before visited.

Final segue.

To date I've spent two remarkable Thanksgiving holidays over yonder, and I'm looking forward to the third, whenever that opportunity arrives. In my mind the memories are now all beautifully connected, permanently cemented, this traditional trio of turkey, white truffles and the River Thames. Indelibly. And to this day, whenever I start to balance the books on PinotFest I automatically start dreaming about Europe, about northwest Italy, about the hills of Piemonte and the homely, heady, glorious (and gloriously expensive) white truffles buried underfoot. Oh, and the wines...some of which I now adore.

All-righty then, I think you're up to speed. Onto the Thanksgiving-related meat of the matter: one short remembrance and one poem. The first piece, the travelogue, is from that second romp in 2006. I actually met up with my buddy Chris again; he was back in Italy with his girlfriend Lynne and a few days prior to our rendezvous proposed to her. Now happily married five years, I was the first to see the ring on her finger.

Needless to say, we were all in a celebratory mood.

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Across the Pond

The fog – la nebbia in Italian – is so thick we cannot see the fabled Langhe Hills that surround our small Piemontese hotel, Argaturisimo Cascina Barac, let alone the snow-covered Italian Alps that I know loom far in the distance. We cannot see the gold and burgundy colored nebbiolo vines, now void of fruit, that carpet the undulating Barbaresco landscape in every direction. Hell, we cannot even see the edge of the patio. All is still, a curtain of fluffy white. We are socked in.

Staring out the large glass windows – snug and cozy, sipping coffee and nibbling a freshly baked hazelnut torte – I resign myself to the foggy autumn weather, so typical of the region that the local grape is named after it. La Nebbia. Nebbiolo. Then, literally in the matter of a few short minutes, right before our gaping mouths and unbelieving eyes, the rising sun sears though the cloak of fog. Like magic, like a soft white cotton sheet lovingly and quietly pulled from a sleeping nude, la nebbia weakens, the contours of the hills emerge and sunshine wins the morning embrace. Pausing between bites we are presented suddenly with a cloudless sky dyed robin’s egg blue, with an earth all matte green and ochre and brown and brick red, with a startlingly clear and crisp Wednesday painted in the unabashed colors of possibility.

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Musky, earthy, sexy, unmistakable and unforgettable: the aroma of tartufi bianci, white truffles fresh from the forests of Alba and shaved paper thin, soars up from my plate of warm cardi Gobbi.

It is the second time in as many days I have feasted on this most local of delicacies – braised cardoons napped with creamy, eggy, cheesy fonduta – but the first time I have done so under the arched brickwork of a restored, 10th century abbey. My traveling companions Chris and Lynne, along with our host Giorgio Rivetti and his sidekick Signor Cocito, are just beginning a lengthy, lovely meal at da Guido, a Relais and Château property in the Monferatto hills. The restaurant is lauded, one-star Michelin territory and we are dining with a rock star Italian winemaker, so we are being treated like royalty, thoroughly enjoying the surroundings, the food and the impeccable service. Beneath the candlelit, vaulted ceiling, delivered seamlessly to a table dressed in fine beige linens, course after course of sumptuous fare arrives: delicate, house-made sausage nestled on a bed of silken, bright orange pumpkin soup; a poached egg drizzled with fonduta and more shaved tartufi bianci; seared filet of beef, and of course, the agnolotti di Plin. Ahhh…this is what we remembered, what Chris and I have talked about since our last November trip here two years previous. The agnolotti. Bite-sized, tender, ethereal half moons of fresh pasta dough filled with a subtle trio of ground meats: they practically melt in my mouth. We sample them “a la fume” as does Signor Cocito: bare naked, no sauce, divine, served simply on a pearly white plate and covered by a soft white napkin to keep in the aroma. Behold, the eating orgy that is an autumn visit to Piemonte is now in full swing, accompanied by bottle after bottle of killer wine to wash it all down: 1996 Champagne Egly-Ouriet (made from 100% pinot meunier), 2001 Cocito Barbaresco, 1998 La Spinetta Barbaresco Gallina, 1997 Barolo Cannubi.

We’re back, and loving it.

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The Ligurian seaside city of Savona is a disappointment, I quickly conclude. Late November is obviously not the optimum season for enjoying the area’s Mediterranean charm, and the coast away from town is immediately a bit more appealing, but still the blatant industrial silhouette of massive gas pipelines and towering container cranes makes it hard not to think of the Port of Oakland. The messy web of railroad tracks and urban construction makes is hard to imagine a leisurely stroll. The rocky beaches and trash, the fetid canal that runs through the tiny hamlet of Breggegio and the armloads of laundry suspended from private balconies makes it hard to imagine a lovely destination. But the small, cozy enoteca we discover - including a bottle of bubbly Franciacorta, plus multiple plates of local cheese and salumi delivered by a handsome young Italian man - has me warming up to the place. After a gauzy pink and orange sunset over the turbulent turquoise sea, after a simple salad of tender octopus and green beans, a succulent spiny lobster tail, and after more Ca’ del Bosco rosé with our Thanksgiving dinner at Ristorante Claudio (also 1 Michelin star), the place has grown on me.  But not that much.

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We are seated at a white foldout table in the restaurant’s employee lounge – Chris, Lynn and me – sipping grappa and talking in English, French, and Italian to Davide, the obviously passionate, talented and cerebral chef of Combal.Zero. We have just tried a cyberegg. I have just enjoyed one of the finest meals of my life, an impromptu luncheon that has wowed not only my taste buds but also my eyes and nose and brain. It is a brilliant meal, and by the time we leave to stumble briefly around the Musei dell’Arte Contemporanea our faces are plastered with big unbelieving smiles.

Combal.Zero is sleek and ultramodern, all glass and polished marble and Zen-like simplicity; in that familiar Italian fashion plopped right next to the ancient, red brick edifice that houses the museum. Our intended plan was to take in a brief meal before taking in the art. Instead three hours have passed and we’re still inside the restaurant. Instead we are discussing the physiology of taste, the way in which flavors are delivered to the mouth, the critical but oft-overlooked tempo of a meal, and the differences between the three menus (classic, traditional, and conceptual) offered at Combal.Zero. We have ordered very traditional, regional food, the chef mentions. I think back to the risotto course. Traditional or not, it is the most delicious bowl of risotto I’ve ever tasted: perfectly al dente grains of rice suspended in creamy, starchy stock, drizzled with fonduta and accented with an earthy dollop of black truffle compote. As I accept a second pour of grappa from the restaurant’s lovely sommelier I swear I can still smell and taste it, and think back to the other courses as well. A quirky, amusing pea soup served in tall, pastel-hued, plastic parfait glasses. Each glass is plugged on top with a Styrofoam to-go cup, and each cup contains a fritto misto of various herbs and Parmesan shavings; open the top and pour the crunchy mix into the soup. My entrée is local snails, quickly poached, sautéed and dressed in a bright green persillade, nestled atop dreamy polenta. Pavé of braised, roasted and pressed oxtail for Chris, and an obviously well conceived vegetarian plate for Lynne. A trio of local cheese, accompanied by a glass of slightly sweet Recioto di Soave. Clear acrylic towers displaying multiple dessert treats of fruit and chocolate. We sip on Champagne Gosset Brut, 2004 Moccagatta Dolcetto d’Alba, and a savory 2000 Rinaldi Barolo: the wines, especially the Barolo, are perfect. And I cap it all off with a 15-euro espresso (about $22 dollars) made from Kopi Luwak coffee beans; beans that have been ingested and then, shall we say, expelled by an Indonesian civet. I'm not really sure what the process does to the beans, and who knows how much the poor schmuck is paid to retrieve the caffeinated treasure from the animal’s poop, but the espresso is (and at over $200 a pound should be) well...good.

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Cybereggs. Chef Davide brings in a bowl of ice water. Floating on the surface are small clear plastic balloons. Each balloon is actually two, one wrapped up inside the other. The inner balloon contains the conceptual “yolk” of Campari, the outer balloon the “egg white” of lemon-lime soda. Davide demonstrates. Holding the cyberegg by the stem, he places it in his mouth and with his tongue squeezes until it pops. We do the same. The liquid, first the soda and then in quick succession the Campari, bursts in a little one-two cocktail bomb. Chef Davide offers three different versions at Combal.Zero: the aperitif concoction we try, a savory selection, and a dessert confection of chocolate and hazelnut. There you have it. Cybereggs.

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I am standing on a bridge over the River Po. Around me the frenetic Piemontese swirl of Torino, still seemingly dressed up and elated from the 2006 winter Olympics, lights up the cold night air.

The juxtaposition of modern and ancient is remarkable. Electric trolleys trundle past the vast, colonnaded piazza by our Hotel Alpi Resort. SmartCars the size of my living room sofa navigate the narrow, cobblestone streets. A 300-year old, hilltop convent across the river is encircled with a hundred floating neon blue rings. Magically suspended in the dark, they look like a colony of donut-shaped extraterrestrial spacecraft hovering in reverent attendance. Beneath my feet the hard, worn gray stone of the 18th century span meets my 21st century shoes, and beneath both the black artery of water quietly flows as it has for millennia. A silent but powerful sense of history seeps into my being like the river toward the sea. Torinium, the ancient pre-Roman settlement on the banks of the River Po, emerges from the past. Torino, the first capital of unified Italy, follows. My arrival, just hours ago and just for one short night, is next. The present pauses briefly as I try to capture for a lifetime the surrounding view, the feeling of simply being here, then it marches toward the future as I turn and walk off the bridge into town.

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In the space of just over thirty-six hours I am confronted with a London of clear starry skies, Orion and the Big Dipper, a cream-colored moon, warm sun, cool shade, puffy cotton ball clouds, fog, hail and rain, a biting wind, thunder and lightning, a double rainbow, and a blazing neon sunset of pink, orange, red, purple and blue. Undeterred I walk through it all until my feet ache, from Westminster Abbey to the Tower Bridge and back, soon understanding what inspired the moody, wall-sized landscape paintings of Constable, Turner and other British artists of the time.

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Room after room of modern art - Cubism, Abstract Expressionism, Surrealism, Dadaism, Op Art, Pop Art - assaults me at every turn. It’s who’s who on a masterpiece scale, the paintings and sculptures and works you see in art history books, inches away from my gaze, and I am utterly blown away. Pablo Picasso, Francis Bacon, Frank Stella, Georges Braques, Franz Kline, Jackson Pollack, Roy Liechtenstein, Joan Miró, Igor Kandinsky, Salvador Dali, Andy Warhol, Marcel Duchamp, Alexander Calder: The Tate Modern, on the south bank of the Thames, is living up to its lofty reputation. And it’s absolutely free.

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The pub scene. 4:30 PM, Sunday. The Royal Borough of Kensington. I search and search for a place to sit and sip a Guinness and plan out my last evening but every single joint is packed to the gills, bursting at the seams, three deep at the bar, smoky, noisy, elbow-to-elbow locals reveling with their compatriots. My but these Londoners do know how to enjoy a pint!

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I am supping on Dover sole in London…Somebody pinch me! Simply and perfectly grilled, beautifully bronzed to the eye: a whole, sweet, tender fish served with a gleaming silver cruet of sauce béarnaise, a netted lemon half, and a side dish of bright green mushy peas tasting of springtime. A glass of white Burgundy from the Côte de Beaune completes the culinary tableau. Preceding this archetypal selection is lightly dressed crab from Cornwall, fried sprats with tarragon mayonnaise and a glass of Chablis. Following is a pear and chocolate steamed pudding and a big pot of black tea. I am feeling like a million bucks, surely consuming as many calories and, due to the weak American dollar, probably spending that much on dinner. Outside the snug confines of the restaurant, beyond my linen cloaked tabletop of J. Sheekey, the chilly streets of the West End throng with the warm accents of a hundred different languages, course to the bursting with a world wide selection of humanity. They are laughing and smiling, arguing and kissing, gay, strait and not sure, alone or in groups, consulting maps and searching for landmarks, walking with the determined purpose of a local or weaving with the fuzzy abandon of one too many pints. I join them after dinner, sated and supremely content, for a final stroll from Trafalgar Square down to the River Thames, to a last and final peek at the crescent moon above Big Ben.

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At 36,000 feet above sea level United flight #955 soars across Greenland, back toward San Francisco. I am curled up in my seat as best I can, trying to get comfortable, trying not to think of how much travel time remains. Snippets from the past couple whirlwind days in Piemonte and London punctuate my trying-to-sleep-can’t-sleep airborne limbo. The alarming amount of non-stop drink and rich food makes me think briefly of my liver and cholesterol count. The volley of back-to-back time changes and lack of sleep makes me dread the re-entry. Ouch, I'm gonna be whooped! But the remembrance also induces a smile that bubbles up through my comatose haze.

Raising the shade and peeking out the window I notice the sun trying in vain to set as the plane races westward. It skims the horizon but never quite disappears. Like total darkness sleep remains futile but, thankfully, more armchair adventure is within reach. In my seat front pocket is a copy of The Devils Teeth, a first person account of life among the Farallon Islands’ great white sharks. Opening the book and diving back in I am instantly transported from the narrow streets of Europe to a wild, windswept world 27 miles west of the Golden Gate Bridge; from the comforts of civilization to a violent world of danger and death, of wheeling birds and acrobatic sea lions and apex predators 20 feet long, of obsession and nightmares and deceit and natural history and scientific research. I devour the words like the soulless subjects of the book devour an unsuspecting elephant seal. Time flies. Hours later the sun is back up, it’s somehow earlier in the day, and a stunning bird’s eye view of the islands themselves, the rugged California coast, and the Bay Area greets my return back to Earth.

Peter J. Palmer
November 2006

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And now for something completely different.


Gobble Gobble

As Thanksgiving Day passes
Our butts fill with gasses
We look back on how much food we ate

Out the stove comes a bird
And with nary a word
(Some more wine?) Stuff from early ‘till late

Try a leg with a yam
Turkey’s better than ham
And with cranberry sauce it’s just great!

‘Nother leg?  ‘Bout some breast?
Eat it all, take no rest
You can always have more half past eight

You want white?  Take some more
We’ve got dark meat galore
So now fret not, you’ll lose all that weight

Oh yeah gnaw on the wing, baby
Gorge like a king!
Wave a drumstick, share some meat with your mate

Whoops!  I stepped on the neck
Here kitty-kitty...wait a sec!
Someone'll eat that (we're in a feeding frenzy state)

Please here take home a thigh
Some puff pastries and pie
Sleep tomorrow, you’ll recuperate

The next day make some soup
Use the left over carcass goop
The liver, kidneys and heart
Until Christmas you’ll fart
Come the New Year, you’ll still flatulate

Happy ( BURP! ) Holidays

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Okay then, that's a wrap.
Hope y'all had a lovely Thanksgiving.
Peace out.
Peter


Tuesday, October 18, 2011

A Ruby Newbie

That I've lived in San Francisco for almost 24 years but had never, until last Friday evening, stepped aboard the 63-foot sloop named Ruby for a sunset bay sail is kind of a mystery. To me, at least. That when I finally did go I went with friends of mine who actually know the captain - who have known him for many years and have sailed on the Ruby countless times - certainly makes sense, but that it took so damn long is downright bizarre. To me, at least. You see I've often heard them mention the Ruby, and from the dining room at Waterbar I watch the boat glide by every evening as I stand table-side opening wine, but for some reason...well, I just don't know.

I love the ocean. Love the San Francisco Bay, love being out on it, and am always telling visitors to get out there as well. In the past my advice to them has been to catch the Blue + Gold Fleet from Fisherman's Wharf for an hour-long ferry cruise out the Golden Gate and back. In the future I'll still mention that as an option, but from now on I will also recommend (highly) the Ruby.

The Ruby was built by Captain Joshua Pryor in the late 1970's. It took him almost five years. She's a 63-foot long auxiliary sloop (no idea what that means) with a 13.5-foot beam, a 60-foot mast, and a 7-foot draft. When it's not sailing up and down the coast of California the boat is bearthed on the southern San Francisco waterfront, down by Pier 50. Waiting for you. For your friends, for your family. Or, should you desire, for both.

Here's the link to the website.

http://www.rubysailing.com/

And following are some pics from our sail. It was luckily an exceptional evening for a bay cruise (not all are so clement, but in October the chances are good), with tee-shirt temps even facing the Golden Gate, light winds, at times startlingly calm water, and a blindingly spectacular sunset.


SF skyline.

At the dock, with Marian.

Linda, Heidi and the birthday girl, Julie.

Don, Linda and Dennis.

Alcatraz Island.

The return sail past Alcatraz was beautiful: we were
so close and the water was so deliciously calm!


Julie and Robert, Marian and Linda.

Here's two videos as well.


Few more pics, on the return trip to the dock.



And one last sunset photo. Freaking gorgeous!


So do yourself a favor, people: Sign onboard the Ruby. Captain Josh loves to hoist the sails. When he does, when the drone of the diesel engine is replaced with the whisper of wind, the flutter of the mainsail, the ping of rigging against the mast and the lap of waves, you will be transported. You'll see the skyline, the Financial District, Fisherman's Wharf, Alcatraz Island, Angel Island, the Golden Gate, the Marin Headlands and the San Francisco Bay like no land-lubber can. Plus, when you return to terra firma you can have dinner at The Ramp, a perfectly raucous bayside eatery right where the Ruby docks.

Who knows? I may just see you there.


Occupy the Bay!
Peter J. Palmer